{"id":13376,"date":"2017-05-14T18:37:07","date_gmt":"2017-05-14T13:07:07","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/?p=13376"},"modified":"2017-05-14T19:13:42","modified_gmt":"2017-05-14T13:43:42","slug":"6-charts-that-explain-indian-moms","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/2017\/05\/6-charts-that-explain-indian-moms.html","title":{"rendered":"6 Charts That Explain Indian Moms"},"content":{"rendered":"

\"Indian<\/a><\/p>\n

You<\/strong> : “Mom, Salil is taking us to Starbucks for his b’day treat tomorrow. Can I go, please?”
\n*Mom’s imagination kicks in* You’re at Starbucks with hot coffee that you manage to spill on yourself and stain your shirt”<\/strong>
\nMom<\/strong> : “No” \"Indian<\/a><\/p>\n

Today was cleaning day<\/strong>. Uh-oh.
\nYou enter your room. It’s sparkling<\/strong> like it’s brand new. You’re looking for that thing you put away knowing that you’re gonna find it there anyway. You’ve now looked everywhere but you can’t find it. Time for emergency measures<\/strong>, “MUMMAAAAA, I CAN’T FIND MY CALCULATOR.”<\/strong>
\nMom finds it in a completely different place that you didn’t even know existed<\/strong>. \"Indian<\/a><\/p>\n

Temperature Outside<\/strong> – 25
\nTemperature Inside(In the A\/C)<\/strong> – 18
\nMom<\/strong> : It’s so cold
\nMe<\/strong> : Bye mom, I’m going out with friends”
\nMom<\/strong> : WAIT!!! wear a sweater, it’s so cold
\nMe<\/strong> : But mo…
\nMom<\/strong> : Didn’t you hear me?
\nMe<\/strong> : \ud83d\ude41<\/p>\n

\"Indian<\/a><\/p>\n

16 year old Me<\/strong> : Mom, I won the best all-rounder prize
\nMom<\/strong> : Great but when are you getting married?<\/p>\n

25 year old Me<\/strong> : Mom, i won the best employee award!!
\nMom<\/strong> : Congrats, but beta, shaadi?<\/p>\n

32 year old Me<\/strong> : Mom, we had a baby boy
\nMom<\/strong> : But beta….Ohh wait<\/p>\n

\"Indian<\/a><\/p>\n

Mom<\/strong> : Hey Chintu…<\/p>\n

Me<\/strong> : I got this!<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Mom<\/strong> : Suraj…<\/p>\n

Me<\/strong> : Uh..oh<\/p>\n

 <\/p>\n

Mom<\/strong> : Suraj Singh Tomar!!!<\/p>\n

Me<\/strong> : Accha chalta hoon, duaon mein yaad rakhna \ud83d\ude41\"Indian<\/a><\/p>\n

“nuff said!!<\/p>\n

Jokes aside, moms are simply the best aren’t they?? Let’s make sure their wellness is always paid attention to.\u00a0Talk to a YourDOST Expert<\/a> for personalized guidance.<\/strong><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

You : “Mom, Salil is taking us to Starbucks for his b’day treat tomorrow. Can I go, please?” *Mom’s imagination kicks in* You’re at Starbucks with hot coffee that you manage to spill on yourself and stain your shirt” Mom : “No” Today was cleaning day. Uh-oh. You enter your room. It’s sparkling like it’s […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":3,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[],"tags":[27],"class_list":["post-13376","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","tag-yd-stories"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13376","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/3"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=13376"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/13376\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=13376"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=13376"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yourdost.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=13376"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}